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		<title>The Poker Machine of Life…</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Supermarkets.</title>
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		<title>Thanks to Square Enix and its Final Fantasy game series for the Tonberry.  The cutest little ambivelant villian ever!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[‘Hey doll! Says here that before anyone knew the world was round people thought they could fall off the edge if they weren’t looking where they were going.’ The Tonberry’s eyes were round and steady. He stared down at Doll from the couch arm, like a baby who’s detected the lemonade icy pole on top [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cmspence.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8318658&amp;post=34&amp;subd=cmspence&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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